strangers are stranger when there is internet

Facebook-friends-of-friends are kind of like celebrities: they are complete strangers whom you have seen too many photographs of for it not to feel weird when you see them in person and they have no idea who you are.

crazy human behaviour, illustrated using assorted animals

damnit nala, were you checking your ex-boyfriend’s profile again!? YOU SWORE TO ME ON MUFASA’S SOUL THAT YOU WERE OVER HIM.